Bev races are terrible compared to other UK meetings, full of wanabees and women off Bransholme trying dress like they come from Swanland but letting themselves down by burping and swearing



Crowded House is nailed on but not at Beverley

You should try Newcastle races on a weekend if you think Beverley is bad!

I can imagine, there is something about North East women and trying to be something they aint

look for horses that have been running 6 or 7 furlongs dropped back into the 5 furlong sprints

And avoid top weights, they tend to struggle up hill at the end

...and that are drawn high

id avoid the hull derby...aka the players in horse suits racing....id definatly avoid the pairing of spaven and wheeldon...

Never push your Granny when shes shaving

norfolk enchance aint a bad bet

Tips .
Don`t wipe your a**e with a hedgehog.
Don`t wash your feet with your socks on.

dont spend your pound unless your nailed on.

Look out for a female jockey called Victoria Plum, she's only carrying a stone!!!!!!!