There is a street in Conisbrough called Butt Hole Road. Apparently the residents were getting it changed but I don't know if they were successful as haven't been there in a while.

When I worked for an insurance company, we insured a "traveller" called Elvis Presley Smith and his son Sydney, also a man called James James - why in God's name would you give your child the same christian name as his surname?

My real gem is that my great grandparents were called Dick and Fanny.

wendy has got a mate called teresa green

My doctor is called Dr A.H. Tak and he used to share a surgery with another Dr called DR B. Koul - always used to tickle me when I saw their names on the wall plate outside the door.

Isaac Hunt

You have your moments Cod 'ead, but don't be so hard on yourself!

My father was called Walter James ..But every body called him "TIM"

I know a few Andy Kuntz

The registrar for Births, Deaths and Marriages round here used to be Florence E. De'ath, a bit weird seeing the name on your childs birth certificate!

Also an old waitress that did the breakfasts when I first started out as a pastry chef many moons ago was called Betty Swollocks, I kid you not....

I applied to go on the rigs to work as en electrician and the person I had to call was called Jim Rigg which I thought was a bit ironic haha.

I have also heard of a bloke called Bill Ding who would make a good bricky or a builder.

I know a copper called Inspector Sergeant.

I remember our OC was called Tom Major and his rank was Major.

I used to frequent a Moscow brothel and one of the girls there was called Geronya Bakyabitch.....might have been spelt differently though

Mail order brides eh

I know a John Thomas. His names not unusual but his purple head is !