Quote The Milky Bar Kid="The Milky Bar Kid"Hull FC remain hopeful Jordan Rankin will sign a new contract at the club despite the player's desire to return to Australia. Rankin was quoted in an Australian newspaper last week where he expressed his wish to find a deal with an NRL side which would allow him to return home. m.hulldailymail.co.uk/Jordan-Ran ... story.html'" If he ultimately wants to return to the NRL but has no offers then I think Hull's suggestion of a one year extension is a good idea.

Quote The Milky Bar Kid="The Milky Bar Kid"Hull FC remain hopeful Jordan Rankin will sign a new contract at the club despite the player's desire to return to Australia. Rankin was quoted in an Australian newspaper last week where he expressed his wish to find a deal with an NRL side which would allow him to return home. m.hulldailymail.co.uk/Jordan-Ran ... story.html'" If he ultimately wants to return to the NRL but has no offers then I think Hull's suggestion of a one year extension is a good idea.

To be fair though, the guy was an absolute crackpot before he even arrived..... I warned all the "fc can do nowt wrong" brigade that he wS a complete liability, and a waste of a qouta spot and money and that was proven correct

Hi Berros Best Mate,

May I be the first to congratulate you on correctly warning FC fans.

Rather like a top weather forecaster or an economics expert providing the economic outlook for the next year, the warnings you provide are invaluable.

The realisation of this prediction was felt throughout the 'FC Can Do Nowt Wrong Brigade' (FCCDNWB), causing infighting & internal political jousting, which eventually led to the brigade being officially dispanded around a year ago.

There have been reports that some former members of the brigade continue to operate 'underground' under the leadership of Wilf, who himself writes FCCDNWB doctrines under the guise of a publically available paperback.

Keep up the good work.

The whole unfortunate episode was a disaster.
It happens.
He has moved on, as must we.

It's not been disbanded, I take the minutes of our regular meetings in Chico Jackson's shed where we drink Cinzano (Bianco, never Rosso) and sit on massively overstuffed cushions shaped like Joel Clinton's Moobs. After an opening prayer to Sir Adam we review match videos which I pause on Minichiello's thighs then get Callum Lancaster and Jack Logan in for a hair-off. Not waxing, a length measuring contest. Being an accountant I'm in charge of the tape measure. I then report the postcount to margin of victory correlation coefficient for the previous week of my favourite Royston Vasey member (it's almost one), and we close with round of "to see the FC aces" before retiring to Mr J's garage in relative luxury with a pint of Guinness and bag of liquorice and mint imperials to play a version of monopoly I made myself. Places have been renamed with players. Thompson, Michaels and Cunningham are all in the orange sector and quite cheap.

Congratulations on your new job. You'll need luck in reviving it. Charging 360

Measuring young mens lengths.


You are a kinky old so and so Mrs B!

I should have said height (of quiff clearly, don't be rude). Logan's edging it right now.

Whereas if it had been a d*ck measuring contest Barnabus would have won it hands down. I really can't think of a bigger one!!

Barnabus has always got his hands down!

Lets hope the scandal currently sweeping through The Titans doesn't find it's way to east Yorkshire .

Seriously ?