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| Quote Danny 2="Danny 2"come one peeps lets get smiles back on our faces after a bad season
Man picked up his new car and the salesman says "your car is so hi tech you just speak to the radio and it plays what it's told" guy thinks i'll give it a bash "beatles" he shouts at the radio a hard days night plays. "rolling stones" he shouts and brown sugar plays. a few days later he's out driving when he gets cut up at a roundabout "loving s" he shouts and the radio plays red red robin'"
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| A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
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| International Board Member | 22561 | Hull FC |
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| Sep 2003 | 22 years | |
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Man: Doctor, I think I'm going deaf.
Doctor: What are the symptoms?
Man: A cartoon family on TV, why???
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A Hull KR fan dies on a match day and goes to Heaven wearing his Rovers shirt. He is met by St Peter who says "Sorry, no Hull KR fans allowed in Heaven."
Astounded, the Rovers fan says "But I've been a good man!"
St Peter replies "Oh, really? What have you done to warrant a place in Heaven?"
The Rovers fan says "Well three weeks before I died I gave £10 to the RSPCA."
"Hmm, anything else?" asks St Peter.
"Yes," replies the Rovers fan, "two weeks ago I gave a tenner to the homeless."
"Ok, what else?" asks St Peter.
"Well last week I gave £10 to the NSPCC." explains the KR fan.
"Very well," replies St Peter, "wait here a minute and I will have a word with the boss."
Two minutes later St Peter returns and says "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your £30 back. Now fook off."
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Police get called to a house after a report that a man has assaulted his wife for the third time that week.
On arrival the officer arrests the husband and asks, "Why to you keep beating your wife?"
He replied, "Probably due to my weight advantage, extra reach and fancy footwork!"
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Snow white is making breakfast one fine sunday morn, when all seven dwarves are all seated at the table she asks, what would you like to do today on your day off work.
we would like to go and watch a game of rugby league and hull kr are playing today, can we go and watch them please snow white?
after deliberating how rough the game could be, she said ok off you go but home straight after mind.
7 at night and no sign off them and starting to worry a bit, she hears in the distance somebody singing HULL KR HULL KR WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE CUP,
oh well she thought at least DOPEYS made it back
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| Quote wellies="wellies"Snow white is making breakfast one fine sunday morn, when all seven dwarves are all seated at the table she asks, what would you like to do today on your day off work.
we would like to go and watch a game of rugby league and hull kr are playing today, can we go and watch them please snow white?
after deliberating how rough the game could be, she said ok off you go but home straight after mind.
7 at night and no sign off them and starting to worry a bit, she hears in the distance somebody singing HULL KR HULL KR WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE CUP,
oh well she thought at least DOPEYS made it back'"
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| Player Coach | 12260 | Hull FC |
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| Jun 2007 | 18 years | |
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A bloke goes to his doctor with a problem with his penis.
"Does it burn after sex?" enquires the doc.
"Dunno" replied the bloke "I have never put a match to it."
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What's brown and hides in attics?
The diarhoea of Anne Frank.
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| Quote Monko="Monko"Dave is a Hull FC supporter who dies and goes to heaven. He meets St Peter at the pearly gates and is given a guided tour of heaven. They eventually finish the tour in the clock room. Dave is amazed at how many clocks there is in this room. Dave says "St Peter, how many clocks are there in this room and what do they do?"
St Peter says "There is a clock for every living person back on earth and when their clock stops they die and come here into heaven" Dave points at a clock then says "And why has that clock just skipped on one full hour"
St Peter says "Well, the owner of that clock has just masturbated so God took one hour off his life for sinning".
Dave say's "Can is see Justin Morgans clock".
St Peter says "No, You can't because the chef is using that clock as an extractor fan".'"
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| Player Coach | 12260 | Hull FC |
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| Quote Swiss Tony="Swiss Tony"What's brown and hides in attics?
The diarhoea of Anne Frank.'"
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Shagged a deaf and dumb girl last night. Felt a bit embarrassed about it this morning, so I broke her fingers so she couldn't tell anyone!
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