Teacher. "Who first flew the Atlantic?"
Johnny. "Leon Pryce."
Teacher. "No,it was Alcock and Brown."
Johnny. "What I said miss."

In 1983 3 kids were playing in Spring bank in Hull when they were hit by a train. They all go to heaven and God says to them, "You weren't supposed to die, you were all supposed to live out your lives. This was not your time. To make it up to you, I'll let you choose what you want to do with your life. Take a running jump off of that cloud over there, and as you're flying back down to Earth, shout out what you want to do. And so it shall be."
The 1st kid takes a running leap and shouts "Solicitor" and so, 20 years later, he is a very successful lawyer, making lots of money, with an upcoming appointment to the Bench.

The 2nd kid takes his turn and shouts "brain surgeon" and so, 20 years later, he is the most admired man in his field of medicine and making a ton of money saving lives.

The 3rd kid goes to take his turn, and as he runs he trips over his own feet and stumbles of the cloud muttering "stupid clumsy a***hole." 20 years later, he's playing the back row forward for Hull KR.

Why do prop forwards attract blondes


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Why do people tend to hate Australian Rugby players on sight?
Because it saves time.

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

Is loving s a song, or a band?!

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

Man: Doctor, I think I'm going deaf.

Doctor: What are the symptoms?

Man: A cartoon family on TV, why???

A Hull KR fan dies on a match day and goes to Heaven wearing his Rovers shirt. He is met by St Peter who says "Sorry, no Hull KR fans allowed in Heaven."

Astounded, the Rovers fan says "But I've been a good man!"

St Peter replies "Oh, really? What have you done to warrant a place in Heaven?"

The Rovers fan says "Well three weeks before I died I gave £10 to the RSPCA."

"Hmm, anything else?" asks St Peter.

"Yes," replies the Rovers fan, "two weeks ago I gave a tenner to the homeless."

"Ok, what else?" asks St Peter.

"Well last week I gave £10 to the NSPCC." explains the KR fan.

"Very well," replies St Peter, "wait here a minute and I will have a word with the boss."

Two minutes later St Peter returns and says "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your £30 back. Now fook off."

Police get called to a house after a report that a man has assaulted his wife for the third time that week.

On arrival the officer arrests the husband and asks, "Why to you keep beating your wife?"

He replied, "Probably due to my weight advantage, extra reach and fancy footwork!"

Snow white is making breakfast one fine sunday morn, when all seven dwarves are all seated at the table she asks, what would you like to do today on your day off work.
we would like to go and watch a game of rugby league and hull kr are playing today, can we go and watch them please snow white?
after deliberating how rough the game could be, she said ok off you go but home straight after mind.
7 at night and no sign off them and starting to worry a bit, she hears in the distance somebody singing HULL KR HULL KR WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE CUP,
oh well she thought at least DOPEYS made it back

A bloke goes to his doctor with a problem with his penis.
"Does it burn after sex?" enquires the doc.
"Dunno" replied the bloke "I have never put a match to it."