Hey up Burnsey!! I have a soft spot for the shall we say less than fan types on here so dont worry I have a plan for you Mr Burns, and in only a couple of generations I promise you I can breed your issues out of your genes honest so offspring dont have the same problems as you do !!

I'm sorry, you'll have to do that again in English.

Stalker

Remind me who it was who started making unprovoked little digs at me and another poster? You need to grow up.

You insinuation the because somebody is not happy with the way things are makes them a lesser fan is ridiculous. At times you really do struggle to activate your brain before entering a response to something on here.

Not surprised, cheap, soft touch and the £££'s keep rolling in

He said he wanted to meet me at half time so he could bum me, but I had to turn him down as they won't let me in the directors box any more

Is it? Wouldn't know mate

Up pops Arthur

Followed closely by Martha

He said he wants to get in your jeans