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| Bloke says to his mate, "I've been taking steroids and i've grown an extra cock". His mate says, "Anabolic"? And the bloke says, "No, just a cock"!!
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44592_1267285924.jpg With typical under-statement, Saints coach Mick Potter said: "Sean Long didn't surprise me. We all know how good he is and he should be happy with the way he went." That could be translated as, "damn him, damn, damn him, the little ...":d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_44592.jpg |
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| Why do hippos make love under water?
Ever tried keeping a 9lb clitoris wet?
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| I had a mate who was suicidal, he was really depressed, so i pushed him in front of a steam train.
he was chuffed to bits.
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| A young German boy has not spoken since birth. Despite many visits to specialists they can neither find anything physically preventing him from talking nor any psychoogical reason. On his tenth birthday the family celebrate by taking him to a restaurant. On trying his soup the boy looks up and says to his mother "mazzer, ziz soop is cold". The mother in tears at this miracle says "hans, vy haf you vaited so long to speak?" and the boy says "Until now mazzer, everysing has been satisfactory"
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33934.gif BLACK AND WHITES
East is East,West is West,
and never the twain shall meet.
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"I" said the sparrow "With my bow and arrow.":33934.gif |
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| There was this Paddy who thought a canopy was a Scotsman with bladder trouble.
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39608_1315408765.jpg The Mighty [b:35yppbbr]Hull FC[/b:35yppbbr], [color=#008000:35yppbbr]Carlsberg[/color:35yppbbr] don't do rugby league clubs....but if they did..........
[b:35yppbbr]STILL HULL'S No1 RUGBY LEAGUE TEAM[/b:35yppbbr]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_39608.jpg |
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| Dave is a Hull FC supporter who dies and goes to heaven. He meets St Peter at the pearly gates and is given a guided tour of heaven. They eventually finish the tour in the clock room. Dave is amazed at how many clocks there is in this room. Dave says "St Peter, how many clocks are there in this room and what do they do?"
St Peter says "There is a clock for every living person back on earth and when their clock stops they die and come here into heaven" Dave points at a clock then says "And why has that clock just skipped on one full hour"
St Peter says "Well, the owner of that clock has just masturbated so God took one hour off his life for sinning".
Dave say's "Can is see Justin Morgans clock".
St Peter says "No, You can't because the chef is using that clock as an extractor fan".
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33934.gif BLACK AND WHITES
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| Teacher. "Who first flew the Atlantic?"
Johnny. "Leon Pryce."
Teacher. "No,it was Alcock and Brown."
Johnny. "What I said miss."
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663_1379281559.jpg [b:1g6itio7][color=#000000:1g6itio7]Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.; [/color:1g6itio7][/b:1g6itio7]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_663.jpg |
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| In 1983 3 kids were playing in Spring bank in Hull when they were hit by a train. They all go to heaven and God says to them, "You weren't supposed to die, you were all supposed to live out your lives. This was not your time. To make it up to you, I'll let you choose what you want to do with your life. Take a running jump off of that cloud over there, and as you're flying back down to Earth, shout out what you want to do. And so it shall be."
The 1st kid takes a running leap and shouts "Solicitor" and so, 20 years later, he is a very successful lawyer, making lots of money, with an upcoming appointment to the Bench.
The 2nd kid takes his turn and shouts "brain surgeon" and so, 20 years later, he is the most admired man in his field of medicine and making a ton of money saving lives.
The 3rd kid goes to take his turn, and as he runs he trips over his own feet and stumbles of the cloud muttering "stupid clumsy a***hole." 20 years later, he's playing the back row forward for Hull KR.
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663_1379281559.jpg [b:1g6itio7][color=#000000:1g6itio7]Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.; [/color:1g6itio7][/b:1g6itio7]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_663.jpg |
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opposites attract
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Why do people tend to hate Australian Rugby players on sight?
Because it saves time.
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15554_1358169601.png Xbox live name - CrustySuace.
PS3 ID - CrustySauce.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_15554.png |
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| A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
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| Quote: Danny 2 "come one peeps lets get smiles back on our faces after a bad season
Man picked up his new car and the salesman says "your car is so hi tech you just speak to the radio and it plays what it's told" guy thinks i'll give it a bash "beatles" he shouts at the radio a hard days night plays. "rolling stones" he shouts and brown sugar plays. a few days later he's out driving when he gets cut up at a roundabout "loving s" he shouts and the radio plays red red robin'"
Is loving s a song, or a band?!
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| A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
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| Man: Doctor, I think I'm going deaf.
Doctor: What are the symptoms?
Man: A cartoon family on TV, why???
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