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hi guys, first post ever so please be kind

to the tune of thats amore

when your ground starts to stink
and your shirts all turned pink
thats a MORGAN

with no forwards to choose
you just buy some more shoes
thats a MORGAN

all his fans get a treat
sixty pound for a receipt
thats a MORGAN

alarm bells ring, dingalinga ling dingalinga ling

your all stuffed!

Good effort mate and welcome to the madhouse

why thankyou! been reading the forum for a long time now, particularly enjoy the dentist diary and thought I would join in the fun!

Text me!
On the phone
You can text me any, any time

Text me!
In my car,
pull me over, slap me with a fine...

(apologies to Blondie)

that old black<and>magic.

rewrite of previous song.that old black<and>magic.

why was the word white missed out of the song title twice?

Let me tell you how it will be;
There's a text for David Mills, it’s the cops for me
'Cause I’m the textman,
Yeah, I’m the textman.

Should Galea’s contract appear too small,
Be thankful I don't take it all.
'Cause I’m the textman,
Yeah, I’m the textman.

(When I drive my car) – I’ll be texting on the street;
(When I’m in the station) – My phone will be on the heap
(When I get let out) – I’ll bob bob along back to the dump
(When I get back there) – I’ll have the right bleedin’ hump

The <> brackets are used for code. If you put more than one word in there the board software doesn't like it and deletes the second one.

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