These are my boyhood heroes, I can't have them treat like objects in this way!

Sorry Marfa - I think we're going off-piste somewhat here. All rules are suspended when it comes to the Adonis that is Becks, of course, but Ronaldo and Lamps???? They're just women, aren't they?





Of course, in the 80s, there were some real footballing gods:
Des Walker:

Kerry Dixon

Hoddle & Waddle, as a pre-curser to Bros:

I agree they are tarts especially Ronaldo but the fact remains I would not say no to Lamps

Slightly O/T and a bit bitchy, but I don't see what all the fuss is about Christine Bleakley.

Footballers these days do my head in. Electric cart to carry them off in some European stadia compared to Fitz walking off with a broken ankle. Meh.

Was enjoying the selection of hunks until I hit the Adam's apple kings (Lampard and Cristiano R) Repellent the pair of them. Mrs B. love the picture of Shillington, so nice to see a beautiful man [uNOT [/uwaxed and shaved of all body hair.

Agree with all that tbh, I only hope our sport never becomes any-thing like it. However like you says Becks is an exception what really impresses me is the charity work he does with youngsters, good bloke, he would have cut it had his talents being in rugby.

We have to be diverse, it is a long off season, and I am sure ladies just log on to look at our hunks, we have to please the masses

One for Wharfedale...

No shaving or waxing here

And he's reportedly obliged when asked to autograph a fan's bosom. What's not to worship about him? Tbh he merits his own thread. I hope he never signs for FC, for his own safety.