employ a Aaron Decock

chap in the royal artilery,last name REA,he was GUNNER REA.

Or his brother Isaac

Some really good ones here.

There was a lad in my class at school called Soapy Tit-Wank....god knows what his parents were thinking!

Fenella Fudge the radio 2 newsreader always sounds like Vanilla Fudge when she says her name, what on earth possessed her parents??

I knew his sister Sophie

That's her married name. Her maiden name was Fenella Hadingham. Not quite so amusing.

Wife had a friend called Shirley Knott who married Dave Burley , tickles me both ways.
Also Claire Smith married Dave StClair. Also Alan Ford discos in Hull was called Alan Conman and he called his son Rich or Robin , can't remember.
Then there was Credibility St for those who remember Rick from the Young Ones

Thats even worse, what was she thinking

I was a Radio 2 listener at the time and had exactly the same reaction.

I used to work with a guy called Ivor Payne and urban legend has it that his brothers were Terry and Bill.

Andrew Peacock aka drew peacock

Hugh Jardon