Is the bloke opposite yours sneaking out to do a days graft while claiming the dole?

The opposite he is actually very wealthy.
Instead of trying to be funny (which you fail miserably) look at the facts about Manu.

reported by the club on the 20/9/18 as suffering a season ending Medial Crucial Ligament Injury in the match at Saints 14/9/18.
Now exactly 3 weeks later he is passed fit to play for Tonga.
No doubt if he plays he will come off injured as usual.
Its not what the club needs

Well you'll be able to tune in to investigate.
7-40am Sky Sports Arena, 20th October.
If there's the slightest evidence of a limp call 999.

Thinking on, don't bother wasting the police's valuable time.
They already have your name and address.
The wealthy bloke opposite you has reported you on numerous occasions for being the neighbourhoods perpetual moaner...........

Your sense of humour is really poor
Is that the best you can do?

Thank f00k for that.
I'd be in serious trouble if somebody like you enjoyed my soh.

Just a quick one before I go for some beer.
When you and your lass are getting down, and a bit jiggy, who moans the most?

I dont think you need anymore beer
Sounds to me that you have had enough already

Our season ended on 28/9/18, so as far as we were concerned his injury prevented him taking any further part in it.

He has obviously managed to recover since then.

Like Minichello , sadly Manu is past it. Not moving them on ,and replacing them ,is a reason why we will struggle in 2019.

I've had 1-2 drunken posts but this has to be up there

I appreciate you're easily confused, on a regular basis, but there was nothing drunken, whatsoever, about the post you're referencing.
I was simply trying to evaluate the levels of moaning in the [ibonaire[/i household compared to the average residency.

At least he's consistent.

Rubbish, Manu's had a poor season like most of the squad, no way his he past it at 31