employ a Aaron Decock

chap in the royal artilery,last name REA,he was GUNNER REA.

Or his brother Isaac

Some really good ones here.

There was a lad in my class at school called Soapy Tit-Wank....god knows what his parents were thinking!

Fenella Fudge the radio 2 newsreader always sounds like Vanilla Fudge when she says her name, what on earth possessed her parents??

I knew his sister Sophie

That's her married name. Her maiden name was Fenella Hadingham. Not quite so amusing.

Wife had a friend called Shirley Knott who married Dave Burley , tickles me both ways.
Also Claire Smith married Dave StClair. Also Alan Ford discos in Hull was called Alan Conman and he called his son Rich or Robin , can't remember.
Then there was Credibility St for those who remember Rick from the Young Ones

I used to work with a guy called Ivor Payne and urban legend has it that his brothers were Terry and Bill.

Andrew Peacock aka drew peacock

Hugh Jardon

Anyone ever see that Flash Gordon spoof called Flesh?...Dale Hard On...Dr Jerk Off and Minge The Merciless.

I grew up with a Denise Opie and her mother used to sew labels into her school clothes with D Opie on them.

Also worked with a Terry Bell a few years ago