quality answer

I'd agree to go along and in all her excitement i'd give her one last 'session' before smashing her over the head with a wooden airlie bird. Then, 1. i'd chop her into bits and post her to Hudgell with a note asking if i've got a case of no win no fee for murder

or, 2. Put her in a bin liner and hide it in Craven Park south stand, she'd NEVER be found

Why would she want to go out with a retard in the first place

How about tell her to f**k off?

Coming from someone with a fish with a retarded fin smaller than the other.

I think you're all missing the obvious opportunity here. Mr B was a red and white once. It's like a double benefit if you can work your magic and bring them over to our side - one less red and white, one more black and white. Our children are FC passholders also, it's like 4 for the price of one.

go.....and stand in the cas end

Okay I'll give you a proper answer.
If it's a serious relationship go for option 3 and tell her though you love her deeply & happy to drive her to the game & back you'd rather not watch the red & white $h!tE given the kicking you'd get from your mates for doing so.
If it's casual and she's fit & you want to keep her (only God would know why though) just tell her not to put you in an awkward position & sorry but I aint going, here's the train fare(or not if she isn't skint)
If she's a bit of a munter just say sorry but no can do, ask me again & yer dumped.

Excellent Work

sooner stick pins in my eyes

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Excellent comedy, particularly the first one