You are now turning into pure comedy genious, well done

How do you work that out? Make a constructive comment of where I am wrong. Or is it easier to make leftie jibes with no substance. Think it's you doing stand up mate.

Please could you define 'big Muslim concentration'... and who would be included in the head count with regards to booking them a place on the 'train' to the special location where they can send postcards to friends and family

Would that include somebody who was born in a foreign country - or say somebody who was born in the UK and can trace their family tree back to say King Harold but has converted to Islam...

From what I hear the 'left footers' are on the rise and what with it nearly been Nov 5th should we mobalise the troops and send them all back to the Vatican City...

PS - Please accept this an an apology to anybody who is Catholic and that includes my Mum

As I noted above they believe in the reintroduction of capital punishment and national service, the withdrawal of the UK from NATO and "armed citizenry" which means anyone who has served in the armed forces would have in their homes an assault rifle and ammunition. Oh and anyone who refused national service would lose the right to vote.

Here's your hero's letter of complaint to the BBCDear Auntie

Firstly, you know me, I'm not usually one to moan but I feel you should know about what happened on my last visit.

You weren't around at the time but your friend, Mr David Dumbledore or something like that, was in charge of looking after me. Now I know he's a good friend of yours and whenever I've seen him he is usually a nice man but that wasn't the case last night.

He told me he'd arranged a little show, he said it was a bit like "Animal, Vegetable or Mineral", well it was nothing of the sort, it was more like a game of charades. There were lots of people there, all sitting in rows, like at the magic lantern shows. Mr Dumbledore had me and what were obviously three of his very good friends, sit at a table and the people in the audience were supposed to ask a question and then we were supposed to guess what they were talking about. We were all supposed to take it in turns but when my turn came, Mr Dumbledore's friends started picking on me. It just wasn't fair. Not only did I get all the hard questions (much harder than the others), the others started asking me questions too, without even answering their own.

I didn't enjoy last night but that doesn't mean I wont visit again. I'd love to come back but not if that nasty Mr Dumbledore and his friends are around.

So please Auntie, on my next visit can we play one of the parlour games that I do enjoy, like "Pinning the Blame on the Muslim"?

Your loving nephew

Nicky

Is English not your first language? Genuine question, because you seem to be unfamiliar with the use of the word 'you' to refer to an unspecified third person or group of people rather than a specific individual. For instance, in that sentence the word 'you' is used in the sense of 'anyone'. It's a quite common usage, which is why I couldn't understand why you were getting so upset.


I can't. His problem has been caused by the illegal actions of his employer, and his anger should be directed at him rather than the immigrant worker.


My view was that if they had a genuine grievance and evidence that the rules were being broken they should have pursued things through official channels first.

Interesting and not sure I'd agree with that.
Was amusing though....for a Nazi (Griffin) who's father was in the RAF during the war....and asked Jack Straw what his dad had done...oh yes....sent to jail for refusing to fight...hang on...refusing to fight the Nazis??????

I've lived in Bradford and live close to Birmingham.

Neither experience has turned me into a racist.

How many more threads you gonna post that on.

Thanks - pity that the 'informed' can't be bothered to inform the un-informed...

Hell I live in Cleck-Hudders-Fax and had a curry for dinner...

I don't give a fig who I 'label'. Anyone who supports a racist party or racist policies is a racist. And trying to pretend otherwise is just plain dumb.