I'll introduce you to some of the girls next time you're around.
You need a break from sharing a kingsize with your golfing bum-chums.

Nah, you keep your ladyboys all to yourself

Girls? Have you checked?

Too right. When Dj went off and also a couple of others on Friday. I was saying get Crooks off. He is our Crown Jewels. I would guess that 50% of all our tries are either scored or created by him.

God is a concept, I'm for real.

Don't knock it until you've tried it Jakester.

I only blaspheme on Sundays.

Yes, but I gave her with the teeth at the back a miss.

Back on topic, I see saints have given Turner another 2 years despite him having 18 months left, i strange move as when I have seen saints he looks the same player as at Hull, does some good things, but more often than not is average or poor.

Some people last year thought he was a loss, but I'm sure not many would swap Turner for either of our first choice centres, also I thought Yeaman has shown since his comeback, why he is still ahead of Arundel at the moment.

Maybe Salford came knocking so saints offered him a new contract. Wast there rumours that's Salford was looking at trying to resign the youngsters they've lost over the last couple if years.

I wouldn't swap Turner for our reserve centre. The only things he has over Arundel are a bit of beef and experience, but both of those should come with time for Arundel.