Fingerprints are unreliable, especially in wet/muddy conditions. DNA sampling is the way to go IMO.

DNA would take too long, what about retina scans?

Not with the development of instant DNA sampling technology, it won't. I don't think retina scanners on a rugby ball would be very practical since most players don't carry the ball with their eyes.

on recent performances a few FC players wouldn't be troubled by fingerprint technology either!

w@nker, that's you and bill gates on my "nicking my ideas" list

It might just manage to capture a partial print as they knock on...

I guess thats when Stevo's momentum rule comes into it?.

That fecking annoying paper clip that used to pop up on Word?

That's the one. My finest hour

Will be interesting to see how many times the Yorkshire Ripper knocks on in a game.

If it's any consolation, your invention caused me many hours of shouting 'will you just f*ck off', whilst stabbing at the keyboard in a fit of impotent rage.

you should have asked clippy how to get rid of clippy

or changed it into a cute little puppy!

Actually it is. My original name for the cheeky little fella was EXPRO but bill over ruled me

Isn't the help system in Microsoft Office one of the few things he [ihasn't[/i claimed to be?

It was until you just opened pandora's box for him