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| After having a nice 69 with his wife, Brian remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid the dentist would notice the smell of fannie on his breath so he brushed his teethed, flossed and had a swig of Listerine.
As he arrived at the dentist, he ate a packet of extra strong mints, just to make sure.
His turn came up and he took a seat in the dentist chair, feeling confident and relaxed he opened his mouth wide, the dentist got close and said "did u have a 69 before u came here”?
Brian says " how do u know? does my breath smell like fannie?"
the dentist replied " no , you have a skidmark on your forehead"
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| When asked if he preferred legs or breast, paddy said he had a particular fondness for shaved fannies. He was informed this wasn't an option when choosing a KFC bargain bucket.
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| Saw a rovers supporter drowning in the river Humber, So i contacted the emergency services. I hope they saved him, otherwise i would be a waste of a second class stamp.
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To reconcile respect with practicality, what is the optimum speed for a hearse?:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_7384.png |
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| Quote: sparkeyfc "Saw a rovers supporter drowning in the river Humber, So i contacted the emergency services. I hope they saved him, otherwise i would be a waste of a second class stamp.
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| Quote: sparkeyfc "Saw a rovers supporter drowning in the river Humber, So i contacted the emergency services. I hope they saved him, otherwise i would be a waste of a second class stamp.
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| Quote: sparkeyfc "Saw a rovers supporter drowning in the river Humber, So i contacted the emergency services. I hope they saved him, otherwise i would be a waste of a second class stamp.
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| My wife just found ou she was adopted. She was devastated, and kept asking, why didnt they want me? I took her in my arms and comforted her. After a while still crying she kissed me and asked me to make love to her. In hindsight , taking her passionately from behind, shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! wasnt a good idea.
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Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings.
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| Quote: sparkeyfc "Saw a rovers supporter drowning in the river Humber, So i contacted the emergency services. I hope they saved him, otherwise i would be a waste of a second class stamp.
going to use that
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| Sorry.
After the death of his husband, Matt Lucas is going through his most recent fan mail. One such letter is especially touching
"I'm very sorry to hear about your sad loss. I realise that this is not the best time to say this, but I just wanted to tell you how much I love you, and that I think you are so very attractive and cuddly. You see, you remind me of my late wife
Yours Jack Tweed"
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33934.gif BLACK AND WHITES
East is East,West is West,
and never the twain shall meet.
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| Two cowboys got off their horses in town.As they tied them to the rail,one walked round to the back of his horse,lifted its tail,and kissed it on the rse.
"Say Tex" asked his friend,"Why did you do
that?"
"Waall pardner,I have got chapped lips."
"Does that cure it?"
"No, but it sure as hell stops me licking them!"
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33934.gif BLACK AND WHITES
East is East,West is West,
and never the twain shall meet.
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| Paddy goes into a wine shop and asks if they sell Ellesmere port.
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When will hull kr win a major trophy?
Seller and breeder of african cichlids pm me if interested.: |
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| Quote: barton baird "Paddy goes into a wine shop and asks if they sell Ellesmere port.'"
and did they?
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| Man stopped by cops on the M1 after being clocked doing 120mph, cop says give me 1 good reason for that speed? Man says, 2 months ago my wife ran off with a traffic cop and i saw you behind me and i thought you were bringing her back!
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25852_1297892995.jpg You've stolen my washing
From out my back garden
You've tarmacked my driveway
Even though I said no
You've nicked my lead flashing
And weighed it in at the scrappy
Oh St Helen's tatters
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| What did the epileptic Scotsman get for xmas?
A Wee Fit!
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