That explains why there are loads of prawn shells near my seat after half time.

Oh they move when I tell them.

It's not about getting a better deal its about being an ignorant sod and sitting in my seat.

Does it have 'Reserved for Robbo4' written on it?

And here we are try to attract new supporters to the club.

no funnily enough it has the seat number corresponding to my season pass. Not exactly rocket science is it.

Ah so your plan to attract new fans is to buy reserved seats and let random people sit in them on the off chance they are "new". Genius.

So you're more than happy with "Oh they move when I tell them", and if it's their first time at the ground, even better.

Did you somehow get the impression that means I threaten them? Like I said, genius.

Sounds threatening to me, genius.

"Oh they move when I ask them" not much better.

You must wander around quaking with fear. I feel bad for you.

Any new fan probably won't realise that the reserved section is in fact reserved. Would probably be a good idea to have signs up.

Thanks for your concern.