She was leaning over the toilet, not quite sure what she was doing, but I was stood behind her.

She kept shouting ''lock the bl00dy toilet?''

There is only one girl who would do that, in fact most of the male staff have also 'done that'



I would give it a good clean if I was you Mr Zebra!!

Is Lansdowne still open?

Still quite an accomplishment.

Even with her reputation you must of still worked hard to get her to agree to close the buffet and meet you in there

I fired a load of Pinot Griegio down her, not cheap at £15 a bottle.

Class.

Was she not working?

I personally thought she had an outstanding work-ethic.

Customer satisfaction is paramount for the survival of our local train operator.

I agree. However if you ever have a brunette working your train I suggest you buy a magazine or something

I only involve myself with unhappily married women Digger.

Thank god for that

Watch out for the £5 deals that East Coast do every now and again, usally advertised through TravelZoo. Me and the Mrs did Hull > London return for £15 each in Summer last year - £5 out, £10 return.

On the other hand, got the train from London to Manchester last week, £139.50, one way! Robbing ****! Glad I wasn't paying.