really like sing when your told to,are we the only supporters who dont need, drummers tannoys etc to get us going?

The funniest chats ive heard was on a coach after the catalans game away a couple of years ago. The coach was meant to drive us back into the centre of perpignan (free local bus) but had to go out onto the ring road away from the city centre first to come back on himself. He drove like a maniac. All the FC fans on the bus were singing 'you dont know where youre going' and 'are you Ganson in disguise'

Was highly amusing, guess you had to be there.

Not an FC one but the funniest i heard last season was Salford singing to us "Were and were beating you" etc

Made me laugh on an otherwise pretty dismal day.

Some good ones i remember from threepenny days are;
R -A-G-G-Y raggy tash!!

oh ali ali ali ali ali ali Alan C***t!! Mean but deserved

Temu Temu Temu!! was quite intimitating ala Hepi also!!

alouette before the semi in doncaster was funny, i video'd it and its on youtube if anyone wants to see

one of my favourites was at the Boulevard versus Widnes. Adam Hughes knocked on and chester scored an easy try. A whole afternoon of, give the ball to Adam, are you Adam in disguise etc

He's going home
He's going home
He's going
Joey's going home

at Warrington play-off 2005. Particularly satisfying after Warrington had posted a mock play-off video depicting Johns winning them the GF, and after they beat us at home the previous week there had been a particularly obnoxious caller to RH bragging that they would do the same and we may as well not turn up. A great night.

Not particularly funny but very effective. The Threepenny stand singing "Who $h!t on your head" over and over to a Halifax player who looked like a pineapple because of his ridiculous hairstyle. Steve Macnamara gave him a shove at a play the ball and the Fax player laid him out and got sent off. Was his name Eddie George or Wilf George or summat?

Probably nowt like.

It was amusing and i was there

The famous Kingston Rovers went to Rome to see the pope is a personal favourite of mine.

The Tony Smith chant was just typical of the humour of the Threepenny stand, great times!

rllinkrl

When the famous Kingston Rovers went to Rome to see the pope,
Oh When the famous Kingston Rovers went to Rome to see the pope,
Oh When the famous Kingston Rovers went to Rome to see the pope,
And this is what he said, 'F--k Off!'.

Who's that team they call the FC,
Who's that team we all adore.
Their the team in black and white,
And they're f--king dynamite,
And we shall support them ever mooooorrrrreee.

On a similar theme, a little ditty heard several times outside the McAlpine just prior to the 1997 promotion clincher,

Garry Schofield, he's Charlie Chester, (extremely offencive and untrue accusation)
Garry Schofield, He's a beef eater, (extremely offencive and allegedly true accusation)

Expletive followed Expletive....

Spooky can fill you in on who gets the royalty rights to that one

always liked havin a go at barrie mcdermott 'he's fat he's only got 1 eye' then he'd give us 2 fingers behind his back...good ol Baz

eddie riddlestone or something

At Richard Horne's friendly in a couple of weeks,
we could chant :

Using the tune of "Going down Going down"

Change the words to

"Going broke Going broke" !!!