Quite right, one of the players wives wears a really tight thong, red and white too. Read into that what you will

im gutted too honey

You do the players' wives laundry ?

Ha ha, that is one way of putting it

Not likely is it

No it isn't - which is my point exactly.

So your point is that because I won't betray a confidence that you don't believe me? You need to get out into the real world more often and mix with people

I'm a copper don't forget you told me that the other week - on the beat every day me talking to local folk about local issues.

I don't know whether you have been told anything in confidence or not. Your childish advice to me - someone you've never met - suggests that you are a bit full of bull which gives your speculation even less credence than it had previously, if that were possible.

You service one of the players wife's.......














































.....washing machines

Believe what you want mate but Hull FC have turned one of the world's finest players into an also ran. I'm sure you know the real reason so please impart your knowledge

No, no, no, I just know where a lot of em live and I borrow items from the washing lines