Won't be here anytime soon as the Postman has dropped off the wrong package yesterday............














Jacob Miller "Nothing better then the postman dropping off a fresh batch of my favourite @H2coconuer"


Must be a months supply there!! Hope he can source it in East Yorkshire, could be the key to him settling in!

No need to panic - Amazon sell it.

Hope he doesn't start tweeting about taking a dump. His every move is being reported here!

Is that what the coconut water's for?

how about moving to a dump, could mean he's on his way

He must be on his way.

Driving on the M1 tonight I saw a Speed Boat on a trailer heading North. It had the number 8 and 'Allams' on the side.

Perhaps Adam and the Allams have buried the hatchet and they've come up with another gift to the city. If so, Miller bombing around the Humber on his boat will trump Sculthorpe's car any day!

Didn't have him down as Ogre's replacememt!

If he's on coconut water, he'll be able to play anywhere!

Clarky just put on twitter @KCCLARKY: Looking forward to the game tonight. Should be some more positive news tonight too #COYH

Is he here? Has his visa arrived?

Could be on about bobby Tyson Wilson signing a 2year deal

McRae said in his after match speech that Jacob is chomping at the bit to get over here with his bags packed and ready,just waiting for his documents to arrive back from Manila..(why Manila Ive no idea) sounded upbeat that he would be with us shortly though.

heard today that he will be here before friday (thats a given from last articles tho) and his debut game will be wakey at home on 1st