What are you talking about. Are you not well?

I've rang for a doctor.

We few, we happy few! We band of buggered.

Think we’ll show up. Same way I think I’ll win the euromillions.

He likes to quote esoteric lyrics from an artist he idolises who hasn't had any success for many years.

He has been on a steep decline ever since. Despite this he still has a large and loyal following even though he continues to produce embarrassingly bad performances.

You don't have to look to far to draw an analogy.

Try this one for size, Zimmerman, see how it fits?

'The fiddler now plays for the countess who's [ipretending[/i to [icare[/i for him,
saying "show me someone who's not a [iparasite[/i and I'll go out and say a prayer for him" '

Does it ring true, or is it a little too close to home for you, given your owners hitherto undiscovered love for the sport of rugby league!!

Smoke and mirrors, Dylan's sustained a career out of magic tricks intended to fool the eye.
Like I say, close to home?

Expecting Ryan Westerman to be in the 21 for saturday

Expecting Ryan Westerman to be in the 21 for saturday

Hasn't he already made the squad this year?

Night have a chance to play with Chamberlain, Litten and possible Carlos out.

Although think Carlos will play, with it been his last game, so him and Briscoe in the centres.

Talk in the paper was a few players maybe back including Trueman, but would be amazed if he played.

With Trueman it will depend on whether Wakefield 'let' him play, as its rumoured they've been paying his wages since July.

Can see him playing though - with Walker in the halves

Can't honestly remember Dave.Trying to erase memories of this season as much as possible

One of the Kemp twins in as well apparently( no Spandau Ballet jokes please )