So two or three pretty ordinary teams scrapping it out to finish eight excites you?

Bradford are really poor, dobbins are really poor and, unfortunately, so are we. All three of us will finish in the bottom half of the table but one of us will celebrate achieving the chance to lose at Leeds or Catalans !! WOOPPPEEEE !!!

Ogre is having injections in his achilles before every game

Overall, same old story. Possession and the penalty count significantly in our favour, but we don't know how to open a defence. We just kept trying to smash through which just made it easier for the best defence in the league. Self-destruct ability still amongst the finest in the land, but we can at least make up for that with tactical masterstrokes like bringing on a winger for our hooker with 5 minutes left. O'Meley clearly more of a liability than an asset currently whether that's down to fitness or whatever else, but I doubt we'll even consider not playing him.

Bottom line is that when it comes to the good sides, we can give them a battle but not a scare. They may have to work for it, but ultimately they're going to win, no question. And I think that by and large they know that now. Did everyone see just how relaxed Maguire looked?

Is he having anaesthetic injected into his hands too?

All down to his new favourite snack, apparently...

I didn't mean for it to sound like that and apologise if it did, I was just trying to explian why I would still look forward to making the play off. With all respect though, as we are below you in the table it's obvious we haven't been playing any better than you and we have had to sit through similar poor performances most weeks.