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Quote: Jake the Peg "Had to laugh yesterday when I was giving one of my rovers supporting mates some stick over their derby performance and he's telling me how he's heard that hudge is now gutted that he turned down gentle to sign wingercock icon_lol.gif

Would imagine Gentle wouldn't have been too impressed with a solicitor choosing and signing new players off his own bat before selecting the coach he expects to turn this hotchpotch bunch into a top SL side via psychometric testing.

Still - let them go on believing.

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Quote: joetwizzy "and saints and warrington, and had we played catalans and lost we would still be in the same position.'"


No, Giants & Catalan would hold 1st & 2nd places and we'd be most likely be 4th on points difference icon_sad.gif
However if we'd played Catalan and won (which was a quite likely outcome) we would have been top icon_wink.gif

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Hudge goes in to church to confession "forgive me father for I have sinned!"

The priest replies "come forth my child!"

Hudge retorts. " come forth?!

We'll be lucky if we come bloody eleventh!"

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got this as part of an email d040.gif icon_lol.gif

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Quote: kt170496 "Yes I am a Hull fan I don't do swearing If those were your words before, you don't do English as well apparently!

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I've been on the internet and have already got a sense of the fans' passion for the club. They are very fanatical - Peter Gentle 12th September 2011. Money doesn't talk it swears, Obscenity who really cares, Propaganda all is phony. I'm the son and heir of a shyness which is criminally vulgar. Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way. A man who lives in hell can still aspire to heaven.:cartoons/WB17.gif



Don't know about since the derby, but BEFORE the game the r&w crowd at work were telling me how the "monster pack" was going to steamroller us all over the KC.

That little pearler has certainly kept me chuckling since Friday afternoon icon_biggrin.gif .

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Yeah the only monster pack at the caravan park is also their staple diet!




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I've been on the internet and have already got a sense of the fans' passion for the club. They are very fanatical - Peter Gentle 12th September 2011. Money doesn't talk it swears, Obscenity who really cares, Propaganda all is phony. I'm the son and heir of a shyness which is criminally vulgar. Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way. A man who lives in hell can still aspire to heaven.:cartoons/WB17.gif



Watching them huff & puff their way around the pitch in the second half, I think you might be closer to the truth than we realise icon_biggrin.gif .

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Leaving the pub before the match an acquaintance (One of them) shouted across asking if I only had a 70minute ticket for the match. Oh my, how I enjoyed watching the North stand emptying.
There must have been quite a few of those "70 minute" tickets sold on the dark side. icon_wave.gif icon_wave.gif icon_wave.gif icon_lol.gif

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Sandycock admitting that Rovers were soundly beaten all over the park, god that felt good!!!

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Latest one is we only won because welham had banged his head and was in cloud cuckoo land hence turner scored 3 tries

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Quote: Jake the Peg "Latest one is we only won because welham had banged his head and was in cloud cuckoo land hence turner scored 3 tries'"


I'd have thought that being sparko would have improved his defensive qualities by a factor of at least 6.

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Quote: Jake the Peg "Apparently gentle didn't impress him at all when they spoke'"
After speaking to Sandercock who by all accounts invented the field of 'Sports Science' it's not surprising icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

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I saw the match report in the Yorkshire Post in which Sandercock bemoaned the loss of Rhys Lovegrove who he called - I kid you not - the best defender in Super League.

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