The club president, coach, a prop and a wing are taking a charter flight to the National Finals when the engines cut out.

The pilot enters the passenger compartment and says, "We're going down. There's only four parachutes! Since I'm the pilot I'm taking one," and then jumps from the plane.

The coach says, "Without me the team won't have a chance, so I'm taking one," and he jumps out.

The winger says, "I'm the fastest and smartest man on the pitch and without me the team can't win a game, so I'm taking one," and he jumps out of the plane.

The club president looks at the prop and says, "You take the last parachute. The team needs you more than it needs me". The prop responds, "We both can take a parachute. The smartest man on the pitch just jumped out of the plane with my kit bag on his back."

Ben Cockaine : "Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror - I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" Doctor: "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."

A bloke goes to doctors for a check-up, as he has been a bit run down of late.

After the examination the doctor says "Your fine.....nothing wrong". He then pauses and then carries on "Well.......Apart from your d*ck that is. I’m a bit confused as to why it’s orange in colour. Do you work with chemicals at all?"

The man replies "No I don't work."

"well......." the doctor says "What do you do during your unemployment then?"

The man thinks for a bit and replies "I don't do anything I just stay home and watch my porn videos and eat Cheesy Wotsits".

Every tme Hull FC score a try my dog does a summersalt.
If i kick him hard enough he does two.

rlEnough saidrl

2 Rovers fans in a vauxhall zafira have driven off a cliff in wales. officers at the scence said its an appalling tragedy, as this car was capable of seating 7

A banana and a vibrator are sat on the bed,
the banana says to the vibrator "I don't know why your shaking she's going to eat me in a minute".

The family of Hull FC Rugby supporters head out shopping one Saturday before Christmas.

While in a sport shop, the son picks up a KR rugby jersey and says to his sister, "I've decided I'm going to be a KR supporter and I'd like this jersey for Christmas!"

The sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother."

Off goes the little lad, KR jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mam," "Yes, son ?" "I've decided I'm going to be a KR supporter and I'd like this jersey for Christmas."

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your dad ."

Off he goes with the KR jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a KR supporter and I would like this jersey for Christmas."

The father is outraged at this, promptly whacks his son round the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in that rag !"

About half an hour later, they are all back in the car heading home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned an important lesson today?" The son turns to his father and says, "Yes, Father, I have." Father says, "Good son, and what is it?"

The son replies "I've only been a KR supporter for an hour and already I hate you FC ba*t*rds!!!"

teacher asks 2 kids to explain meaning of the word contagious,1st one says my brother has swine flu hes contagious,very good says teacher,2nd one says when morgan took over at kr my dad said it will take that contagious to win any trophies

i got it about agar but didnt find it funny so i changed it

mick and paddy reading head stones near a church,mick says fu-k theres a bloke here who was 152,paddy says what was his surname?mick says it was miles from london.

Honestly!some people will take offence at anything!i met a bloke with no legs at the bus stop this morning and all i said was....

how you getting on