Get up after Jez Kyle, Sit around all day, scratch balls occasionally, moan about tuition fees, gett ed on cheap booze, have a part time job of less than 8 hours a week but claim you are overworked (if you cant speak english the catering company at the KC will employ you) and look forward to a career opportunity at McD's ;_)

HTH

Pretty much bang on!





Student passes £130 before deadline. Boom.

Ah that was the life, the best three years of your life being an undergraduate! Unfortunately your either misinformed or wilfully ignorant when it comes to PhD's.

For a start PhD students don't pay tuition their sponsors do, they don't have jobs because they don't have the time and they already get paid for doing the PhD in the first place (Tax free I might add!).

I guarantee the hours involved in a PhD are far more than what you work so don't get too cocky!

As for jobs, well that all depends on what you do, there isn't much call for a PhD in philosophy, however stick to the high paid science subjects and your laughing!

Science PhD student? If you haven't seen this already...

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Note the disparity between how PhD students view postdocs and how they view themselves.

That's pretty good, never seen that before, it's pretty spot on!

I especially like the undergraduate Einstein delusion and the technician Chuck Norris.

Wont need a discount then

Yeah their good, my favourite is the undergraduate as seen by a professor!

True, but would you pay an extra £100 if you didn't have to?

No, my childs pass will do for me

Not everyones payday is on the very last day of the month.

You have to prove your in FULL TIME education, need to provide evidence of enrolment onto full time course