Or why should I pay more than you cheapskates

Exactly my point mate

Pay more for the best seats if you want one.

If you don't want to, then don't try and sneak in like a scrounger

Maybe you're the only one who's paid the full price.

What a laughable thread.

More annoyingly we have to move people out of our reserved seats pretty much every other home game.

Haven't they got seat squatting rights?

Someone's in your seat, ask them to move. It's that simple. If they don't then you aren't scary enough, ask one of the big boys or girls to ask them again.

If you've never tried to wangle yourself a better deal on something then you're a shiit Yorkshireman.

We've reserved seats in e8, few empty seats next to us, I couldn't give a rats who sits there, as long as there not sat in my seats, can't see the problem..

It's all about experience
You've got to be cheetah-like.
Scan the central savannah of empty West-stand padded seats bang on kick off time from W6 tunnel.
Confident nod at steward, head down, and aggressively accelerate with lethal force to your (self) appointed prey (seat).



Usually end up nearly sitting on AP's lap.

Well I never Wizeb you are the last person I would have had down as a west stand padded seat merchant.
More of a spit and sawdust east stand balls to you all kind of guy.
Unless you are taking the pish of course.

I aren't selling out Platey!!!
I am a plebeian but sometimes you have to study and educate yourself in the ways of the, 'keeping up with the Joneses.'
Especially if you want to beat them.

That explains why there are loads of prawn shells near my seat after half time.

Oh they move when I tell them.

It's not about getting a better deal its about being an ignorant sod and sitting in my seat.

Does it have 'Reserved for Robbo4' written on it?