Never once have I had to show any student ID at the turnstiles.

Saints are by far the worst though if you want a student ticket as they don't send any to KC and you need to take a letter from your university (dated within a month which I found out last time

) as well as photo ID.

When we were sorting out our group passes last year my mates bird had an NUS card but they wouldn't give the pass with a letter from her tutor.. They said they'd charge full price then refund the difference when that was taken in!!

You are not a Student then

They have less to spend under this Government .They need all the help they can get

I think this maybe due to the fact that both part time and full time students can get a NUS card hence the letter of confirmation from tutor, I know part time students cannot get discount at FC, however your actually university card states your status eg full/part time. However like I say what has confused me is that in the brochure it actually says you will have to provide your NUS card (maybe if you only have an NUS card you then need a letter of confirmation), but I am sure University card will suffice...I will ring and check today if I get time.

Or they could get a job?

I've never met a student who can't afford a pint.

So do I, weres my hand out

Chuck your job and enrol on some spurious course at college/uni and they'll be throwing money at you by the bucket load, plus you can scam a student pass out of the club even though you could afford a full priced one

I bet students, immigrunts and lefties go down real well in that golf club of yours on a Sunday afty.

We're always needing caddies

Can't you hire them off the local cotton farmers over your way?