There was this Irish football manager who flooded the pitch so he could put his sub on.

Too much sickipedia for you! Those are practically right next to each other! They're all good jokes, though.

In East Hull they are so poor that if they don't have an erection when they wake up on Christmas morning, they have nothing to play with.

Even the women?

there is one down my street you wouldn't be to sure about either way.

Spot the mistake????? www.sportinglife.com/rugbyleague ... henry.html

Spot the mistake????? www.sportinglife.com/rugbyleague ... henry.html

Quote techno="techno"Spot the mistake????? www.sportinglife.com/rugbyleague ... henry.html'" wish they would send the criminals to Austrailia

Quote techno="techno"Spot the mistake????? www.sportinglife.com/rugbyleague ... henry.html'" wish they would send the criminals to Austrailia

Whats pink and goes round and round? Stephen Gatelys suitcase on a luggage carousel





. (You'll be telling it tonight!!!).

After a long day, daddy balloon, mommy balloon and baby balloon retire for the night.
After an hour or so, baby balloon thinks "i'm a little cold, i think i'll jump in bed with mommy and daddy", so off he goes to their room.
When he tries to get in between he finds he just can't fit, so he thinks "i know what i'll do"
Quietly he undoes the knot on daddy balloon and lets some air out, then ties the knot back up, but still can't squeeze in, "i know what i'll do" he thinks. Quietly he undoes the knot on mommy balloon and lets some air out then ties the knot back up, but still he can't quite fit in. " I know what i'll do" he thinks, so he undoes his own knot and lets some air out, ties the knot back up and just manages to sqeeze in between mommy and daddy balloon.
The next morning when they wake up, daddy balloon is not very happy at all with baby balloon, he shouts at the top of his voice, i'm not very happy with you son after what you did last night, you not only let me down, you also let your mother down, but worst of all.........you let yourself down.

cinderella was thrown out of disney world.she was caught sitting on pinnochios face shouting lie you basterd lie.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a...ihg32h9gj0fk0kfkkkkkkfmmnnn273fbf111...

...FOR FUCKS SAKE KANYE LET GO OF THE KEYBOARD!

All Hull KR games have been moved to the gay adult channel, apparently the sight of 13 ar$3 holes getting hammered for 80 minuites was far to explicit for Sky TV