I thought Cook Islanders were eligible to play for England?

Don't think, don't pretend you knew he was from there, you thought he was English didn't you?

England / Cook Island - Same difference.

Not quite, you were saying he was average. Which is slightly different to saying he is not world class.

There are probably only 3 or 4 genuinely world class wingers. Hall may well have crept into that group after his 4 nations displays last year.

Briscoe is International class, hardly average.

I disagree that he's "International Class", I think he's average, at best.

Geographically the Cook Islands are about as far away from The UK as its possible to be.

Its not Ready Steady Cook. The Cook Island isnt a Rogers and Hammerstien production.

In the words of a famous You Tube clip

YOU KNOW NOWT!!

they / it would be better served concentrating on rugby rather than spending all their time creating false personalities

Being a Cook Islander, Gelling cannot be counted on Quota and he could play for England, Admit it you got a stiffy thinking you had one over on me, but you haven't. How unfortunate.

Then you are an abolute imbecile.

Before a Mod edits that, check out the evidence available.

Briscoe has played, within the last 12 months on an international stage for one of the genuinely 3 strong international sides. He didnt get in through the back kdoor because of injury, he was picked on merit, hence by definition he has to be International class.

Of course, you predictable come back to this will be something on the lines of me biting. Not in the slightest, I merely am correcting your idiocy.

No, my comeback would be;

Whilst on his "International Stage", what did he do besides look lost? Nothing.

What a cretin you are.

Being a Cook Islander he is eligable to play for the Cook Islands until his is eligable to play for Englend on residency rules, whch as they stand are currently about 4 year of required residence.

You started out saying he was English, you are, in short, a joke.

Jokes on you, kid.

By Lost / Nothing I assume the tries he scored in his first 3 internationals and those i nthe last world cup don't count. I suppose the try that was wrongly disallowed for an alleged double movement at Wembley was Briscoe' looking lost?

By Nothing, would that be the glowing reference which Darron Lockyer gave in the Australian press about which British players should the Aussies be wary of going forward?

Of course, you could come back with something, but please base it on fact.

And thats the sum total of your reply.

Paul the Red will be turning in his grave.

Do yourself a favour, find a few things out before you put fingers on keyboard in the future.

Your opinion of course,but totally inaccurate.I think the fact he wears black and white blurs your thinking.