I love you.

Always have and always will.

I think we need to go to Relationship Counselling though. I seem to be doing all I can to keep our relationship standing, but it feels like you're just not making any attempt at all to make this work.

You know I will never walk out on you, so you are not even trying to help this...

I have never done anything to hurt you, yet you are doing this to me now? Don't you want me anymore? Are you trying to push me away?

How about we go away this weekend? Just us... How about Huddersfield? Sunday? We'll make a day with it...

I feel just the same

Now you can s0d off I've heard it all before

[HeartofHullFC/on]

I'm sorry Newsom13, we've just drifted apart over the years, when we first met you and I wanted the same things, we wanted to be entertained, we wanted to believe we'd both put everything on the line for the sake of our relationship, we both tried and tried and tried. I have to be honest, what we want from life has changed, I've seen now that I don't really have to work that hard to keep you, in fact I've been stringing you and 9000 others on at the same time, I found it easy even though I haven't aged graciously over the years. You can leave me for all I care, there's plenty of others. In honesty I'm not really concerned about a few individuals, if the businesses fall out of love with me then I might have to re-think my actions.

If it's any consolation, this isn't about you, it's about me.[HeartofHullFC/off]

Oh Newsom13 I don't know how to tell you this but our friend, Richard, has introduced me to a darker side to love. He has shown me the delights to be got from beatings and humiliation. I have tried to hide it from you. I even went to Cardiff with Richard to experience a beating and humiliation there. But now I cannot control myself, I'm even letting men from Leeds give me a beating in our own home.
Richard has suggested we spice it up and let you watch the next beating. What do you think?
Hull FC

Coming next.......

The rallying call from Wilfy

Edited

Walked out on me a couple of years ago, I was devastated at first we used to have many weekends together and then it was Friday nights only or else. I could not make it every Friday and after forty years I was cast aside, left to my own devices a lesser person could have drifted to the dark side. I am made of stronger stuff and I have now rebuilt my life, found other loves to interest me on weekends, one that does not cost me as much or is so demanding.

Now its all going pear shaped and I have been asked to go back as we where before, even a nice seat complete with prawn sarnies. I have a new love now and I shall remain true to her as I have been jilted once too often by the other one and she seems to triflling with the emotions of a lot more these days.

Feels like im getting divorced

Always happens when a more attractive, fitter model moves in next door. At first you think it's no competition but then they start flashing their young half back at you and when they flash two half backs you realise it must be over..