Just to lighten the mood a little, post all of the urban myths you've heard (plus any you can confirm are true or not). The more ridiculoous the better

Here's some to start:

kath is agar's godmother

rule is kath's son in law (to be? - actually think this one may be true)

leeds have signed players we had lined up because kath told garry we were signing them

kath picks the team and decides who we are signing

Kath takes the profit from hull and gives it to Gary and Leeds.

Agar is Kaths biological father and Gary Hetheringtons brother

James Rule is Richard Agar and Gary Hetherintons love child

Paul Cooke is Agars dad

Neil Hudgell and Justin Morgan went away on a fishing trip together and later gave birth to Agar

Cooper Cronk

Almost signed:

Quinnell
Hanley
Offiah
Derek Fox
One of the Kimmorleys


Kath has a 3rd nipple, just to keep Rule happy.......


There is a clause in our SMC user agreement that if City make the Prem League, we get evicted.......... oh well some can dream

Wahey, he's back

Kath has a Rhinos number plate on her car

you spent so much time placing my name into your posts recently i couldnt stay away, you missed be chugger

i actually beleive that

Kath and Gary are the same person!
Have you ever seen them together??

After their comments after the infamous oz trip so do I.

Edit

Yes in a photo taken a few days before the cup final between Leeds and Hull.
Although looking at the pair of them it has to be Gary wearing a mask as no amount of makeup could change Kath's boat race that much surely.