FORUMS > Hull FC > OT - Best Man Speech Ideas |
|
|
Rank | Posts | Team |
Player Coach | 8582 | |
Joined | Service | Reputation |
Jul 2006 | 18 years | |
Online | Last Post | Last Page |
Nov 2024 | Nov 2024 | LINK |
Milestone Posts |
|
Milestone Years |
|
Location |
|
Signature |
: |
|
| I know its not the off season yet, but I have started to work on my best mans speech and wondered if anybody had any tasteful (or extremeley tasteless) jokes or ideas they have seen, heard or done that could help!?
Cheers in advance
|
|
|
|
Rank | Posts | Team |
Player Coach | 1782 | |
Joined | Service | Reputation |
Apr 2006 | 19 years | |
Online | Last Post | Last Page |
Nov 2024 | Sep 2022 | LINK |
Milestone Posts |
|
Milestone Years |
|
Location |
|
Signature |
: |
|
| Probably not relevant, but if its not the bride or groom's first marriage, try starting the speech off with something like, "Well....here we are again"
|
|
|
|
Rank | Posts | Team |
International Board Member | 43413 | |
Joined | Service | Reputation |
Jan 2003 | 22 years | |
Online | Last Post | Last Page |
Apr 2024 | Sep 2022 | LINK |
Milestone Posts |
|
Milestone Years |
|
Location |
|
Signature |
3614_1281651917.jpg [url:2qyny6du]https://twitter.com/Mr_Hutchie[/url:2qyny6du]
[b:2qyny6du]@Mr_Hutchie[/b:2qyny6du]
[url:2qyny6du]http://www.pitchero.com/clubs/hullwykearlfc/[/url:2qyny6du]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_3614.jpg |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Rank | Posts | Team |
Player Coach | 601 | No Team Selected |
Joined | Service | Reputation |
Jun 2009 | 15 years | |
Online | Last Post | Last Page |
Aug 2011 | Jun 2011 | LINK |
Milestone Posts |
|
Milestone Years |
|
Location |
|
Signature |
45608_1308315265.jpg :d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_45608.jpg |
|
| "well i just thought i'd prepare a few lines for today...
<sniiiiiiiiiffffffff>
nowthen lets gets started...."
|
|
|
|
|
Rank | Posts | Team |
Club Owner | 2446 | No Team Selected |
Joined | Service | Reputation |
Mar 2004 | 21 years | |
Online | Last Post | Last Page |
Mar 2016 | May 2015 | LINK |
Milestone Posts |
|
Milestone Years |
|
Location |
|
Signature |
8872_1376622453.png :d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_8872.png |
|
| Quote: monkeyshoes ""well i just thought i'd prepare a few lines for today...
<sniiiiiiiiiffffffff>
nowthen lets gets started...."'"
lol
|
|
|
|
Rank | Posts | Team |
Club Owner | 185 | No Team Selected |
Joined | Service | Reputation |
Feb 2004 | 21 years | |
Online | Last Post | Last Page |
Nov 2024 | Oct 2024 | LINK |
Milestone Posts |
|
Milestone Years |
|
Location |
|
Signature |
: |
|
| When I was best man, at the start of my speech I presented the groom with a referee's red and yellow cards.
I told him if I was getting too rude, hold up the yellow and I'd change topic,
If he wanted me to stop immediately, hold up the red.
The audience loved it. - I just ignored him through out.
There were a couple of times when the bride waved the red....!
|
|
|
|
|
Rank | Posts | Team |
Player Coach | 361 | No Team Selected |
Joined | Service | Reputation |
Jun 2007 | 17 years | |
Online | Last Post | Last Page |
Apr 2012 | Jul 2011 | LINK |
Milestone Posts |
|
Milestone Years |
|
Location |
|
Signature |
: |
|
| "I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."
"I started so many fights at my school - I had that attention-deficit disorder. So I didn't finish a lot of them."
|
|
|
|
Rank | Posts | Team |
Player Coach | 203 | |
Joined | Service | Reputation |
Feb 2007 | 18 years | |
Online | Last Post | Last Page |
Jul 2020 | Apr 2016 | LINK |
Milestone Posts |
|
Milestone Years |
|
Location |
|
Signature |
31397.jpg CABMAN Wrote:
"I FEAR FOR YOU HULL, WE KNOW WHAT HELL IS LIKE. WE HAVE BEEN THERE AND WE HAVE THE TEESHIRT TO PROVE IT, NEXT WEEK WE WILL INTRODUCE YOU TO THE DEVIL.
GOD HELP YOU HULL!
GOD HELP YOU!!":31397.jpg |
|
| The only time I was best man, I opened my speech with the line.........."Being asked to be D.....'s best man is a bit like making love to the Queen Mother...no one wants to do it but it is nevertheless considered to be an honour"
Of course I think she was still alive then (the queen mother that is), and as she's not now it might be considered to be in bad taste, you could always replace her with some one like the duchess of pork
|
|
|
|
|
Rank | Posts | Team |
Club Owner | 3687 | |
Joined | Service | Reputation |
Feb 2004 | 21 years | |
Online | Last Post | Last Page |
Nov 2024 | Nov 2024 | LINK |
Milestone Posts |
|
Milestone Years |
|
Location |
|
Signature |
fonds blancs/Sid.gif I have lost interest:fonds blancs/Sid.gif |
|
| ' the meal was fantastic ...my compliments to the microwave'
' thanks to my best man, Dave , the folically challenged man , yes the guy who had a crew cut but the crew bailed out'.
|
|
|
|
Rank | Posts | Team |
Player Coach | 1178 | No Team Selected |
Joined | Service | Reputation |
Feb 2007 | 18 years | |
Online | Last Post | Last Page |
Sep 2023 | Oct 2019 | LINK |
Milestone Posts |
|
Milestone Years |
|
Location |
|
Signature |
32226.jpg You can lead a horse to water but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in both hands.:32226.jpg |
|
| How about,
"I've been told that a speech should only last for the same amount of time you can make love. In which case get yourselves comfortable we could be a while........ or go for so this won't take long!"
|
|
|
|
Rank | Posts | Team |
Player Coach | 134 | No Team Selected |
Joined | Service | Reputation |
Aug 2008 | 16 years | |
Online | Last Post | Last Page |
Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 | LINK |
Milestone Posts |
|
Milestone Years |
|
Location |
|
Signature |
40459.jpg :40459.jpg |
|
| My friend who was a best man for 1 of our mates began his speech with
" well i have known J**** for many years now and we have our ups and downs and we have been round town and got off with a few women on a few nights? where upon the groom piped up and said"Yes and a few dogs"
Then upon hearing this the best man commented"Yes but im not marrying 1 of them" Lets just say her family was not amused but the table i was on where in stitches
|
|
|
|
Rank | Posts | Team |
Player Coach | 1782 | |
Joined | Service | Reputation |
Apr 2006 | 19 years | |
Online | Last Post | Last Page |
Nov 2024 | Sep 2022 | LINK |
Milestone Posts |
|
Milestone Years |
|
Location |
|
Signature |
: |
|
| Quote: choppy2502 "My friend who was a best man for 1 of our mates began his speech with
" well i have known J**** for many years now and we have our ups and downs and we have been round town and got off with a few women on a few nights? where upon the groom piped up and said"Yes and a few dogs"
Then upon hearing this the best man commented"Yes but im not marrying 1 of them" Lets just say her family was not amused but the table i was on where in stitches
Sounds classy
|
|
|
|
Rank | Posts | Team |
Player Coach | 601 | No Team Selected |
Joined | Service | Reputation |
Jun 2009 | 15 years | |
Online | Last Post | Last Page |
Aug 2011 | Jun 2011 | LINK |
Milestone Posts |
|
Milestone Years |
|
Location |
|
Signature |
45608_1308315265.jpg :d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_45608.jpg |
|
| Quote: choppy2502 "My friend who was a best man for 1 of our mates began his speech with
" well i have known J**** for many years now and we have our ups and downs and we have been round town and got off with a few women on a few nights? where upon the groom piped up and said"Yes and a few dogs"
Then upon hearing this the best man commented"Yes but im not marrying 1 of them" Lets just say her family was not amused but the table i was on where in stitches
top drawer.... sometimes if it means ruining a womens best day to make a few other people laugh so be it!!! i'm single for a reason
|
|
|
|
Rank | Posts | Team |
Player Coach | 134 | No Team Selected |
Joined | Service | Reputation |
Aug 2008 | 16 years | |
Online | Last Post | Last Page |
Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 | LINK |
Milestone Posts |
|
Milestone Years |
|
Location |
|
Signature |
40459.jpg :40459.jpg |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Rank | Posts | Team |
Player Coach | 5016 | No Team Selected |
Joined | Service | Reputation |
May 2006 | 18 years | |
Online | Last Post | Last Page |
Apr 2014 | Apr 2013 | LINK |
Milestone Posts |
|
Milestone Years |
|
Location |
|
Signature |
25029_1389002443.jpg [b:a3vty4bg]AIRLIE BIRDS FLYIN' HIGH YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
SUN IN THE SKY YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
BREEZE DRIFTIN' ON BY YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
ITS A NEW DAWN, ITS A NEW DAY.[/b:a3vty4bg]
[color=#0000FF:a3vty4bg]LOCKO'S LYRICS OF THE WEEK:-[/color:a3vty4bg]
[b:a3vty4bg]AND ECHOES NOBODY HEARS, IT GOES, IT GOES, IT GOES
WE’RE FAITHFUL, WE ALL BEL13VE, WE ALL BEL13VE IT
SO FAITHFUL, WE ALL BEL13VE, WE ALL BEL13VE IT[/b:a3vty4bg]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_25029.jpg |
|
| Maybe not the best man but. My father-in-law stood up and told the whole place, " This lad has a heart of gold, many a time I've been driving home when it's been raining and I've seen him giving those poor girls down Waterhouse lane a lift "
|
|
|
|
|
|