You will be lucky he’s gone walk about again they don’t even know where he is
What with getting rid of Watts fighting with Scott Taylor the clubs in meltdown
Also talk round Catleford Watts been seen with another players spouse Only Saying

See they still know more about our players than their own in the East

Continue to be obsessed with us.

They never learn

I love a good rumour me. This is what I've heard.

The club have commissioned a lifelike waxwork model of kelly to cover up the fact he's gone walkabout whilst being seen carrying a TV out of currys. when taylor found out he started a scrap with the waxwork model and watts was taking the P1$$ which radders didn't like so took time off from beating up jamie shaul to shout at watts. watts told him he was sick of being shouted at and ran off with kelly's waxwork head which the club deemed as gross misconduct.

Meanwhile, paul rowley saw an opportunity to add in a player known for enjoying a scrap and a party to the toronto misfit group so put in a bold bid for watts. On hearing this, new cas CEO john wells decided he wanted to fill cas' empty idiot quota and made a bid to rescue watts from championship obscurity which watts reluctantly took.

I'm pretty sure that's what has happened

Did he try any one handed offloads with the waxwork head?

Gave it one of his famous feeble headbutts

At least Radders can get back to concentrating on bullying Shaul.
He needs to after that attempted touchline tackle on Littlejohn.
Should have put him in Row Z.