You'll be waiting a long time. Surely you don't expect him to know the difference between a Profit & Loss Account and a Balance Sheet?

Has Larvin's money come through yet?
Or Allam's million pound gift?
Or is that vice president who was going to bring all that Russian oil money still there?

And will the dobbins accounts be filed on time or are they still counting the massive profit they made as a result of the huge crowds and glorious relegation they got last season?

Being the financial genius you claim to be there should no problem answering these as surely you know more about your own club than Hull.

So does the profit include the Westerman sale or not, it was announced late October 2015?

If it doesn't then how bad does that make the previous seasons loss look given it included the sale of both Lineham and Westerman!
Need to be top 4 again and to somehow up the average attendances, losing the KR games both home and away is going to hurt especially if we don't make a final!

I'm guessing that as the players are classed as assets with a value in the accounts, that we would just show any profit/loss between the stated value in the accounts and actual transfer fee received so if westerman was valued at £100k and we got £150k for him then we would show a profit of £50k. I stand to be corrected by one of our resident accountants of course