How about:

Old Faithful, we roam the range together,
Old Faithful, in any kind of weather,
When the round up days are over
And the Boulevard's white with clover,
For you Old Faithful pal of mine.

Giddy up old fella cos the moon is yellow tonight,
Giddy up old fella cos the moon is mellow and bright.
There's a coyote howling at the moon above,
So carry me back to the one I love,
For you Old Faithful pal of mine.

...or words to that effect.

I'd like to see a huge banner made and unfurled in the South Stand at the first KCOM Derby, depicting our four Challenge Cup victories. Something similar to what you'd see in the Anfield Kop.

There's no need to even mention Wembley, no need to sing a song about/to them or mention them on any banners etc - just have their gormless faces in the North Stand looking at a huge banner which shows how much more successful we are and how much richer our history is. That will do the damage, silently and subtly.

To all the killjoys, we've had this for 36 years. I'm happy to rub their green noses in it, as they have done.

They're so far in our shadow now, they're insignificant.

When we won it was all about FC for me. They didn't enter my head and their sadness added nothing to my enjoyment ... at the time. But for the rest of my life I will certainly enjoy paying them back for the abuse I got at school right up to last week.

Love the sound of that. I'd definitely contribute to that

As with a lot of these there is an assumption Rovers will stay up...

After saying that there is more chance of us winning at Wembley than them going down... oh wait a min