Quote: Jake the Peg "Indeed. 2 sat near me in the east, right pair of pr1cks. In the good old days they'd have been set fire to'"
Can't we just ban 'em?
Reopen Elephant & Castle for the night and let them all watch it on a 14 inch portable tv in there?
I'll even volunteer to give them a quick lesson on the remote control to get them going.