To the tune of Black Lace's Do The Conga....

Doo, doo, doo. Fetuli Talanoa.

Far to generic

"doo doo doo, insert name here"

"do Fetuli Talanoa"?

Yeah, that sounds fine to me. Cough.

Doo Doo Doo Gareth Ellis............. hmmm doesn't have the same ring to it does it.

Needs to be to the tune of My old man's a dustman, surely?

Fetuli Talanoa, wore a dustman's hat,
we offered him a contract, and he said "I'm having that!"

optional verse 2

Now he's running down the wing, his dustman day's gone by,
a side-step here, a fend-off there, he's scored another try (Oi!)

or.....to the tune of David Bowie's Starman:

There's a bin-man, flying down the line,
They're never gonna catch him, not fast enough this time!

I'll get me coat....and get on with some work now.