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45758_1583677597.jpg born in airlie str,1939.german landmine that fell on boulevard,also blew up half of our house.thats why i dont like germans.not because they blew our house and boulevard up,but because the gerry pillock was aiming for craven park.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_45758.jpg |
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| chap looks out of his window,and sees two men with picks and shovels,one digs a hole and the other one filled it in.this went on right down the street,so he went out and asked why one was digging a hole and the other one filling it in?well the problem is,the guy whose supposed to put the tree in called in sick.
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67329_1392756525.jpg Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
Workin' in the dark against your fellow man
But as sure as God made black and white
What's down in the dark will be brought to the light:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_67329.jpg |
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| Bbc are bracing them selfs for more accusations after a witness has come forward and claimed he saw Rod Hull fisting a young bird
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67329_1392756525.jpg Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
Workin' in the dark against your fellow man
But as sure as God made black and white
What's down in the dark will be brought to the light:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_67329.jpg |
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| Quote: Houghtons Heroes "Police investigating the Jimmy Saville abuse claims have said there could be a ring of paedophiles within the BBC and Jeremy Beadle may have had a small hand in it.'"
Ive heard jeremy beadles only got a small cock , but on the other hand its massive
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67329_1392756525.jpg Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
Workin' in the dark against your fellow man
But as sure as God made black and white
What's down in the dark will be brought to the light:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_67329.jpg |
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| Quote: The_Mighty_F90 "Rangi Chase signs for Hull.
Omari caro signs for the dobbins hahahahaha .
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| Here you go.
Always think before you complain......
These are genuine clips from Council Flat Tenants complaining to the Council about problems with their accommodation !!
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it any more.
3. It's the dog's mess and I find it hard to swallow.
4. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and now it's getting too much for me.
5. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
7. Please send the right man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
8. My lavatory seat is cracked. Where do I stand?
9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.
13. I am still having problem with smoke in my new drawers.
14. The toilet is blocked and we can not bath the children until it is cleared.
15. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
16. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
17. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden which is unsightly and dangerous.
18. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.
19. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
20. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
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