Quote: Stanley Unwin "I once went to a fancy dress party and there was this bloke there who was carrying his wife around on his back all night. After a couple of drinks I asked him who he was supposed to be?
'I'm a Teenage mutant ninja turtle', he said.
'But why have you got your wife on your back'?, I said
'Oh, that's Michelle' he said
I'll get me coat!'"
peter kay 1999