Haha ok, well thanks for clearing it up (kinda)

I'll learn from my horrific mistakes.

The most unbelievable thing on this thread is the fact the OP claims to have a girl friend

Some very good points here (I liked the one about having to read pages of bile )

But there is a rumours thread, for, believe it or not, rumours (putting FACT after a post does not change that it's a rumour), so that's where they go.

The OP can put his post there, but other members have the right to shoot it down. That's what happens.