There was a presenter on radio 2 about ten years ago called emma froid.Made me chuckle every time.

Just an 'f' away from being a pain in the ass

or maybe just a freudian slip away.......how apt that his great grand daughter provokes bum thoughts!

Think Emma Freud is "official" cockney rhyming slang though, as in "ooh, me Emmas are giving me jip today"

Anyway, I used to work with a woman called Fanny Batter

Anyone friends with this guy? www.facebook.com/people/Haywood- ... 0970172349

Anyone friends with this guy? www.facebook.com/people/Haywood- ... 0970172349

On Radio two, someone had being to see the Doc, A "Doctor Pain" , and I used to work at the same place as a guy called Bob Down !

Missus has just sold something on ebay to a guy called Terry Bull

I know a Fed back home called Richard barton, always amused me

Remember a Paul Young (Yeh I know!) album sleeve where he was stood next to a sign for a village called Shitterton. Someone had wrote underneath "Have you ever."

I used to go out with a girl who's sister, Audrey, was the Girls's Swimming Champion at Malet Lambert School, the inscription on the trophy read: "Girl's Swimming Champion - A Duck"

As a postie in warrington i deliver mail on one of my rounds to a Mr. Richard Suker. Obviously you have to pronounce it 'sucker', but surely he doesn't shorten his first name to dick?

Way back in my school days, a friend had to ring someone to arrange work experience and ask for Arthur moon. I also once knew a lad from India who was called Phanny Vanker.