if paul cooke signs for hull fc i will show my in hammonds window!! he is not good enough no more!!

you will be next to Gollum Lloyd

oh hang on

he hasnt appeared yet

I'd accept the Cooke signing on a few conditions:

1. He get's the word 'moron' tattooed on his forehead.
2. Before every match and club engagement, he makes a sincere apology to every single fan and teammate individually.
3. He is not paid a salary, but paid in magic beans on a pay as you play basis.
4. At training sessions he has to volunteer to be the tackle bag.
5. Before a match, after completeing his apologies, he has to take the mic and sing Old faithful with pride. If he messes up any lines, every kid in the crowd, under the age of 10, can give him a kick in the nuts.
6. He signs the contract with his own blood.
7. His other club duties will include cleaning the KC toilets after games, cleaning the other players boots (both with a toothbrush), a footstool for Richard Agar whenever he wants to put his feet up, and water carrier.

I'd replace 'a toothbrush' with 'his tongue'. But I still wouldn't want him.

Can we have him just for the Rovers game so he can do Coccaine a compound fracture of the spine?

Not really called for is it? I dislike Cockayne but i would never wish an injury on any player and saying such is in bad taste regardless of the player concerned.

Richard Agar is away on a two week family Holiday, you must be having dillusions..........nothing new there then!!

dont know if its been posted but see motu tony has signed a 1 year deal with wakey, hope all goes well for him

According to Redvee, Ade Gardner was telling people in town he was signing for you lot.

Personally, id take it with a pinch of salt and I just know you have your fingers crossed its not true

In the Gym early this morning with Kingy and Lee latter too looked a bit "Weirey"!!!!

Im sure he said the same as he stamped on the head of an innocent unconscious man