Quote: Panda92 "Heard that Jimmy Rule's done his ligaments in his elbow this morning while waxing Kath's legs, too.
Who'll be next? Groundsman? Steward? The bloke that screams 'prograaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiimmes, getcha prograaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiimmmmsss' outside the stadium in a matchday? Anyone up for a bet?'"
They wont be injured, they are on 13p a prog!