Hull shirt, FC teddy, smellies, sweets, a grandson.........

2 for1 at Asda?

My inlaws brought themselves, a box of Roses (that's a box, not a tin) and 4 cans of beer (there's six of them). Greedy bar stewards. After outstaying their welcome by several hours, they finally left, ed and bloated. Thank feck they only visit once a year!

I could have sworn I typed pi$$ed and bloated. Are unacceptable words automatically edited?

Yup, tbh some of the included ones are a little bizarre IMO.