Quote: Wollagong Way "Yeah head for the keys......at the run down shack called mo's follow the dirt track away from the main highway, the road eventually (some 13 miles in) forks, take the left hand side road and head due south.....don't worry about the lack of 'civilisation'...the dead snake skins etc are all part of the out door experience..........you'll then come to what appears to be an abondoned hut complete with empty rocking chair on the porch.....park up enter via the broken fly mesh on the door and you'll meet Lucille.....i'm sure they will have it on for you....'"
Reminds me of that old joke:
A man is on his first visit to New Craven Park and has to stop to ask a local for directions:
Man: Can you tell me how to get to Craven Park please?
Local: Yeah, at the next roundabout take the 1st exit onto Marfleet, turn right at Preston Road and you're almost there. You'll see two queues. Whatever you do don't join the long queue.
Man: Why not?
Local: Because that's the queue for the chippy next door.
I'm here all week.
