I was on a train at the time, who are you, my manager?

If I was your manager you'd get a bollocking for spreading gossip you heard in the chippy and then denying you use that same chippy anymore, and btw what's being on a train at the time got to do with it?

Been told that Kelly wants to come to Wakey and as there aren't too many quality half-backs available at this present moment in time, then surely we can't afford to pass this opportunity up, given our current predicament ??

Burger sales will go through the roof n all.

Wrenthorpe Cricket Club used to pay their Australian player in cash, after each home game.

He would then proceed to give them it all back over the bar that evening.

Wrote on the Brough one but Kelly has a two match ban so unlikely to be our short term guy.

Could he be our long-term guy, though ??

I'm sure I saw he's in their 21 Man Squad for Friday.

Kelly played for hulls second team and received a 2 game ban.

Cleaned up. Consider yourselves warned.