Corrected for accuracy

I tried to put them in priority order. Closing down Pryce might be the most important.

Go Brazilian Style !
Don't worry about defence, just score more points than Les Catalan.

I hear that Justin Poore prefers a vajazzle.

He has an allergy to vajazzle so won't be playing on Saturday.

Probably so, we do need to switch on early doors to have any chance imo.

Just seen on Boots N All that they'll be without Batieri (out for the season) and Dureau is not back yet.

A glimmer of hope - two very dangerous players.

Stop worrying bout what Catalans are going to do. Sort our defence and the silly sloppy tries we have been conceeding and we will have a chance. We need to move up in a line and wrap the ball up in a tackle these are basics but we dont seem able to manage them. Had we done this better over the season we would be in the top 8.

Just been takling to a rhino fan (call it community service!!) and he said "if you cut out the keystone cops stuff you're a fantastic attacking team."
High praise indeed!!!
I still let his tyre down though!!!

You need to be careful taking advice from glory seeking Rhinos "fans" Kinley, although you cant argue with the comments from your new "friend"

A well-worn coaches cliché, but absolute nonsense nonetheless; of course you have to take account of the weapons your enemy has and how he'll deploy them.

In this instance, Catalans are missing two of their key players but still have tremendous grunt up the middle and an unorthodox style of play that can be difficult to defend against; the young fullback (Escare?) will also need to be carefully watched - he's lethal in broken play and has been on fire in recent weeks.

I don't feel especially hopeful to be honest, however inconsistent they've been.

Thats what I like to hear KC!