Nearly!

Apparently he used to rant and rave at referees so his Dad said that if he thought he could do a better job he should take it up - so he did

this will be a bit of a let down for the Leythers after us playing in our super duper brand new sports village stadium, having to come to your dilapidated falling down shed of a ground.but its only a one-off we will soon be back in our lovely warm magnificent stadium

in NL1

...playing Mickey Mouse rugby against mickey Mouse teams

Would much rather be in a hole in SL that a nice new ground and be in NL1

Let's be fair here, Belle Vue isn't a shed. A shed tends to have a roof.

NL1 no longer exists by the way, chaps, we now play in 'The Championship'

although even though we will all be cold and wet it will be nice to see some of our old favourites Grix, Bibey and Wilkes I dont suppose we will see Richard Moore, last time I saw Wakey we murdered em in 2005

and that wasn't in a superdooper new stadium now was it? remember your roots lad!

One in which you cannot afford to play in. Look on the bright side though when Wigan get kicked out of the JJB they will take your place there and you can go and ground share with Leigh MW At least you will feel at home

when are we playing them, sat or sunday?

Don't know for sure but i'd put money on sun at 3.30.